Your clients love you.
You’re pretty much Ryan Gosling in their heart eyes. 😻
You KNOW how to get them the results they want. You totally love your services. But you don’t LOVE selling your services and you ha-ate sales pages.
You feel like:
You’re not communicating the values and benefits of your services clearly.
Your sales page is spammy and pushy.
You’re overthinking everything.
You spend way too much time constantly revising and questioning what you’re doing (so you never end up launching your thing).
You’re not following “the rules” and you’re going to look like a total idiot.
You get a crazy endorphin rush (sans pharmaceuticals, but of course) outta writing your own copy. But you’re not always sure you’re being clear, you’re making a shred of sense, or anyone (besides you) gets what you’re saying.
Sometimes you need a jumping off point and some support to make it happen.
Which means - right now?
You’re surrounded by four bottles of wine (ahem, support…and being a little bit tipsy is the only way you can tackle such a HUGE project) and worrying that you’re missing the mark. Like, you’re doing something wrong, something is missing, and you’re not following some unspoken but somehow universally understood “rule.” You wholeheartedly believe in what you do, but you don’t want to be THAT pushy salesperson. (Buy from meee or DIEEE!)
You’ve been writing your sales page for six months now.
You really (really) wanna release it to the wild and the let the internet powers that be work their magic, but you feel all kinds of forehead-and-upper-lip-sweaty nervous. You’re super passionate about what you do, but it’s a huge step to show up in a bigger way and put yourself out there.
Like, you read what you wrote and go, “WTF was I thinking? This is all over the place and sounds like someone with 19 personalities wrote it.”
You’ve just been reading it and editing it. Over and over and over again. You’re at the point now where you feel like your eyes and head and heart are totally done.
So you freeze.
You’ve got a lot of excuses why you’re not getting that sales page up. You’ve got too many ideas. You lack focus. You’ve been making sales without it. (LOOK AT YOU. 🙌🏻) The package doesn’t make sense. The whole thing just feels weak. Probably best to redo your copy for the lucky number thirteenth time.
Listen…you don’t have to stay in this weird procrasti-limbo (that’s code for stuck AF).
You CAN wrap that sales copy up with a pretty bow, feel confident that you’re positioning yourself as an expert (and not looking like a buffoon or a used-car salesman), and have a sales page that actually does justice to your amazing services.
You can feel more confident that your personality, message, and brilliant ideas come through loud and clear – and in your voice and your style. You can feel more self-assured of said brilliant ideas and finally stop second guessing your writing. (Yes, it’s helpful. No, it’s not cheesy. Team Provolone for life.)
And it doesn’t require you to surround yourself with boxed wine (you know, to keep the “ideas” flowing), spend a fortune hiring people who don’t understand your industry, or trolling Facebook groups looking for feedback you’re not even sure you can trust.
Introducing: your Sales Page Second Look
Make your sales page stronger in 48 hours or less even if copywriting isn’t exactly your strong suit, you’ve tweaked your copy about 47 times before, and you feel like you have no idea what the fuck you’re doing.
You’ll get my Sales Page Second Look service so you get the feedback you need to stop second guessing your copy (like, does that sentence even make sense?!? Are those benefits even benefits?!?) and have one less excuse to keep your glorious services to yourself.
You just need the confidence to do it (the copy confidence, if you will) and some accountability to actually write the damn thing already.
I'll make sure you don't look like a fool. Pinky swear! Here's how I do it:
A customized review that meets your needs. Zero in on who you’re trying to reach, what you love about your sales page, what you hate about it, and where you’re struggling.
An in-depth review of your sales page, including its current tone, flow, and message. Get specific solutions and changes that will improve your copy right now.
Customized goodies (including your reviewed copy, a sweet narrated video, and personalized recommendations) so you know exactly what to do.
A 30-minute chat to discuss your recommendations and to answer any questions you’ve got.
$197 for the confidence to
finally hit “publish” 🎉
Got a question?
+ What if I hate it? Do you offer refunds?
I mean, I’m doubtful you’ll hate it because I’m totally invested in getting your sales page launched once and for all. And my suggestions aren’t law. Like, you won’t get struck by lightning if you don’t rephrase that one sentence. But if there’s something you’re not exactly ecstatic about, we can talk it out. I’m not too cool to offer you a refund if you really truly are dissatisfied.
+ How long does the process take? I need to get this page up like yesterday.
From the time you click “Hell yeah! Let’s do this” till you get your feedback, the turnaround time is 48 hours max. If there’s any extenuating circumstances (you know, vacay or weekends), I’ll let you know upfront.
+ Do you copy edit, too? My grammar is freakin’ awful and, well, autocorrect has embarrassed me more than once.
Well, shit, that was supposed to be a surprise... Look, errant commas and extra spaces make my never-satisifed grammar nazi (and my OCD) tremble with fury so, yeah, I totally finetooth comb your copy for ya.
+ What if I want more than one review?!?
Oh, smart, smart smart. This girl is smart! (That's from King of the Hill, just FYI.) If you already know you want more than one review, I got you, chou-chou. I offer monthly review packages and coaching, too, so book a time to chat here, and we'll nail down the deets.
+ I have another question that’s not listed here.
I got you! Shoot your Q over to email@example.com and I’ll get an A back to you ASAP.